Animal antics: 5-6 chickens flew the coop and were scurrying around a Melibee Dr. man’s front lawn on Sept. 5 at 6:24 p.m.. The home roost of these yardbirds could not be determined by the patrolman; the Animal Control Officer was to follow up.
Drunk Out Tonight: A 22-year-old Elyria man decided to urinate into a large flower pot outside a Main Street. bar on Sept. 11 at 12:30 a.m. in full view of other patrons and a passing patrol officer. He was arrested for DCI. The plant seems none the worse for wear.
Bearly Believable: A Westhill Dr. man reported that 2 bears were wrestling in his backyard at 3:10 a.m. on Sept. 9. Officers found no sign of the ursine brawlers.
All in the Family: An intoxicated 19-year-old Canterbury Rd. woman fought with her 50-year-old mother and friend (20-year old Avon Lake woman) on Sept. 6 at 1:56 a.m. She bit the friend and hit mom in the face after an argument over child care and a supposed theft of marijuana. She was charged with DCI, DV, and Assault.
Cat Lady: A 51-year-old Westlake woman wearing a blanket for pants hit a Cahoon Rd. utility pole while OVI on Sept. 12 at 4:46 p.m. She was taken to St. John Medical Center for chest pains; she was also cited for Failure to Control and Open Container. Her cat passenger was placed in the city kennel. She checked herself out of the hospital against medical advice at 6:33 a.m. the next day and walked home in her blanket and hospital gown.
An intoxicated 57-year-old Dublin, Ohio man was arrested for DCI on Sept. 11 at 11:56 p.m, at a Main St. bar. Staff has kicked him out twice previously for annoying other patrons in the restroom. He was staring at another customer’s genitals in this instance and is now banished from the business.
And the winner is…..We give this one to the human suspects in this week’s round of Man vs. Beast. After all, the animals don’t know any better.
Man vs. Mankind
The rest of this week’s police blotter is filled with the usual mayhem. Lock your cars and homes when away, folks.
Neighbor Threatens to Kill Neighbor
A 59-year-old Cleveland man threatened to kill a 45-year-old Westwood Rd. man during an argument on Sept. 12 at 7:31 p.m. There is a history of neighbor trouble between the victim’s family and the suspect’s, who live next door. The suspect menaced the victim with an aluminum ball bat and was arrested for Agg. Menacing.
Tools worth $300 were taken from the locked toolbox of a NC man’s truck on the night of Sept. 6. He had been staying at a Clemens Rd. motel. The tool box had been forced open.
A 50-old Cleveland man reported that his paycheck was stolen by his partner in a Detroit Rd. restaurant on Sept. 8. The partners have been feuding over the business; the prosecutor will rule on a possible Theft charge.
A Walter Rd. man had tools worth $380 stolen from his unlocked Ford pickup on the weekend of Sept. 5-8. The truck was parked in his driveway……. A 5:31 a.m. noise in a Center Ridge Rd. backyard led to the discovery of the theft of a $100 GPS on Sept. 9. The resident heard the racket and noted that his motion sensor light had come on. The unit was taken from an unlocked 1998 Chevrolet truck; the windshield was also cracked during the incident…… The written order for Rx medication was taken out of a North Olmsted woman’s purse while she was at her Center Ridge Rd. workplace on Sept. 4; she reported it on Sept. 10. It had not been filled as of that date…..A Marview Dr. man’s 2003 Jeep was stolen from the residence on Sept. 12 between 9:05PM-9:35PM. It was found on the east side of Cleveland later that night with heavy accident damage.
$800 worth of tools belonging to an IA man was stolen from his truck’s toolbox on the night of Sept. 12. He was staying at a Clemens Rd. hotel; no signs of forced entry were detected.
A 54-year-old NY woman in town for a skunk convention got skunked on alcohol at 11:30PM on Sept. 13. She was annoying other guests at a Clemens Rd. motel by pounding on their door. She was arrested for DCI…..Men dressed in black were reported lifting weights very close to the roadway on Crocker Rd. at 8:42PM on Sept. 12. No barbells or dumbbells were found in the area…..A 2009 Honda Fit stolen from Elyria was found on the westbound Columbia Rd. entrance ramp to I90 on Sept. 14 at 2:43AM. Elyria PD sent a tow truck to remove it; it had been taken on Sept. 10.
Yes, there really was a Skunk Convention in the area: http://ohiofestivals.net/skunk-fest-north-ridgeville/